This was supposed to be witty.

alicexz:

“What do you want your fans to know about what’s going on in your personal life?”

I seriously can’t breathe send help

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???


y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

i can't believe hiccup made it all the way through the dragon sanctuary without once getting his peg leg stuck in a space between basalt columns how awful(ly hilarious) would that have been
Anonymous

avannak:

He’s probably pretty adept at noticing his surroundings when it comes to his left side.  His leg doesn’t slow him down at all, that’s what makes it so great :)

a gifset entitled "what do you mean I don’t watch for the plot" (part II)

why I shouldn’t play with my food…

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

rifa:

literatenonsense:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
foreveralone-lyguy:

Homes finally fighting back

foreveralone-lyguy:

Homes finally fighting back

underarm hair is growing on your head

coleseum:

joobear:

iverbz:

dundeey:

optimisticduelist:

ipgd:

cutbu:

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made by Undunkook

this is really good. every time i thought it was going to end it just escalated into something progressively greater and greater. this is the best thing ive seen on this website probably

this. this is the best post on this website

the tokyo ghoul manga looks great

Man what

I’m so mad at the world right now

amazing

a gifset entitled "what do you mean I don’t watch for the plot" (part II)

galtenoble:

ladynyoko what started out as toothless with a baby night fury turned into baby toothless with an older night fury to whom he may or may not be related.

galtenoble:

ladynyoko what started out as toothless with a baby night fury turned into baby toothless with an older night fury to whom he may or may not be related.